It is Too Late to Say Sorry - Nine Months of Israeli Mistakes
DISCLAIMER THIS ARTICLE IS SATIRICAL IN NATURE. I AM FULLY AWARE OF THE GRAVITY OF THE PALESTINIAN GENOCIDE. IT IS SO BECAUSE SATIRE IS MY WAY OF COPING. IF NOT THIS THEN WE WILL CRY. THE RIGHTFUL MEDIA COVERAGE COMING IN FROM PALESTINE SHOULD ALREADY DO THAT FOR YOU. Welcome, dear readers, to another episode of “Oops, We Did It Again,” featuring the world's favourite settler state, Israel, led by the love child of Genghis Khan and Adolf Hitler - Netanyahu, and its comically tragic saga of territorial expansion. If geopolitical chess were a sitcom, Israel's moves would be a slapstick routine starring an army accidentally bumbling their way through a minefield while whistling away like Homelander. But first, let’s introduce our main players in this game. Our story features an army of bungling occupiers, an 81-year-old U.S. president who needs a walker to find his way to coherent foreign policy, and an international community that clutches its pearls but does little else. On on
